by a lemieux October 16, 2020
Get the jacob nievesmug. a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.
girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020
Get the Jacob Thomasmug. by Timothy.Brown October 27, 2022
Get the Jacob Holdenmug. A complete douche, favorite phrase, "Stop being a bitch". Has a fetish for Asian girls and Alabama hot pockets.
by A trustable weeb June 8, 2016
Get the Jacob Cochranmug. The one who fucking beats the shit out of people and becomes aggravated and mad very easily. He might even be a angry new animal or beast. Who really gives a shit though he kills anyone who comes in his way. Or just pushes them like his friends Zach and Gavin. He is one hell of a shithead.
by Hawksley, JaxKrew May 21, 2018
Get the Jacob Hawksleymug. After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones
by Pigdick December 2, 2016
Get the The Jacob satoriusmug. sexy beast with a fat ass
by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019
Get the jacob koernermug.