sir sammy

the person that makes you feel your worth something (don’t let go of him)

sir sammy is the. eat person you will ever meet

by miss madi July 9, 2021

Sir monkey

God

I love Sir Monkey so much, as do My family

by munkey21 June 15, 2019

Sir Rasmussen

When you use the male sexual organ as a monocle on another man's eye.

Mitch really loves to use the Sir Rasmussen on his boyfriends.

by Jack Beast Nimble August 31, 2013

It's sir

The opposite of "it's ma'am". A gloriously cringe-worthy exclamation from an unhinged girl who attended Jeff Younger's speech at UNT Denton. This 'sir' also claimed her female friend was 'more of a man' than Younger, generating mocking laughter from Younger.

'ma'a-'
'IT'S SIR!'

by bigboobies007 March 2, 2023

Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

Sir Bouncylout

The great knight of Faylona, was never actually knighted.

Sir Bouncylout ate a ham sandwich.

by Chilaan - Stormdragon Archives April 5, 2022

Sir Dynem

Tall and Handsome, To Himself, Good At Sports

Could Dunk On Someone If He Wanted. Afraid To Express His Feelings To People. Good Loyal Boyfriend Too! That Buys You Flowers and Unexpected Gifts To Show His Love.

Sir Dynem is a loyal boyfriend that likes to talk it out and treats you like a priority with kindness, care and respect.

by 11lllllllllll November 21, 2023