by TurkishSigma October 29, 2023
Get the Zach Towersmug. A take out tower is when your roommate orders out every day but also loves their food so much that they save it for weeks on end in a 6x6in square within the fridge. Also, though, it implies that there are other items in the fridge that are taking up space because your roommate is so organized and cleanly. The roomate utilizes just a 6x6in square for all the take out that they have ordered and saved for a later day to have their roommate throw it away.
"When you have several takeout orders stacked on top of one another, preceding the most recent order, you have a 'Take-out Tower.'
If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.
Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."
If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.
Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."
by TeamAlicorn April 11, 2024
Get the Take-out Towermug. A previous landmark containing 2 towers over a health center in New York City.
The landmark was destroyed in 2001 by a Terrorist Attack containing two planes.
The landmark was destroyed in 2001 by a Terrorist Attack containing two planes.
by Baltic._ October 19, 2024
Get the Twin towersmug. A threesome, with two men and one woman, when one man is doing the girl from the back and another man is doing the girl from the front. Both men’s name must begin with J. The guys then slap hands at the top resembling the eiffel tower.
by JJJJJJJJ12345678 July 13, 2024
Get the Jeiffel towermug. 'Trump Tower', NYC, was briefly renamed to 'Dump Tower' on Google Maps worldwide on the 27th of November 2016. This caused the meltdown of the Twittersphere.
Was Google behind this? Probably.
Was Google behind this? Probably.
by JN7 November 27, 2016
Get the dump towermug. Going to Japan and getting a threesome whilst on tour. Where the Eiffel Tower is two blokes and a bird, the Tokyo Radio Tower is two fine Japanese ladies and a fella.
'Grandad the holiday was great, I did the Tokyo Radio Tower"
'Grandad the holiday was great, I did the Tokyo Radio Tower"
'Grandad the holiday was great, I did the Tokyo Radio Tower"
That's great son, when I was stationed in Japan I did the Tokyo Radio tower every week. I spent all my Army Pay doing the tower"
Grandad, you are the best, spank you for your service.
That's great son, when I was stationed in Japan I did the Tokyo Radio tower every week. I spent all my Army Pay doing the tower"
Grandad, you are the best, spank you for your service.
by Aliensnoofiend May 23, 2025
Get the TOKYO RADIO TOWERmug. A Theme Park located in Alton (A.K.A the middle of nowhere) that is home to many record breaking rides. Some really popular rides at Alton Towers that if you havent heard of, you are expected to have either lost yourself in a forest for a few hundred years or you are just dumb as fuck. These rides are known as; The Smiler, the first 14-inversion rollercoaster. Oblivion, first “vertical drop” coaster (87.5° at its steepest). There is also enterprise and spinjam. Those rides are just fillers because Alton Towers decided the wanted a Fair in the middle of there theme park. In conclusion Alton Towers is either really shitty or the best theme park you will set foot on. It all depends on if you go on a day with okay operators or knobs.
Poor soul “i went to alton towers yesterday and the operator looked like the tip of a chode and took 3 minutes to set us off in the wickerman.”
Friend “you poor, poor, soul”
Friend “you poor, poor, soul”
by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken August 6, 2023
Get the Alton Towersmug.