A sexual act I dare not speak out loud, but I will type it. It involves you and a partner, a dead moose or deer, maple syrup, and the stanley cup. First, you take the moose/deer antler and shove it up the partners asshole. Then take the antler out, make the partner take a dump inside the stanley cup, pour maple syrup all over it, then make the partner eat it. Then, take the antlers again and stick it in every hole not filled, and then shove it in forcefully, while they continue to eat the maple syrup covered poop. Then, read to them the World Book's article on Canada, while they have been bleeding and eating there own fecal matter. Then when the cops find the body, you should have written on the wall in fecal matter and blood "CANADA'S HISTORY".
"Awhh man I totally Canada's Historied her last night"
"Dude thats disgusting! Didn't you know Canada's History is illegal? I think you should lay low for a while, you're probably wanted for murder.
"Dude thats disgusting! Didn't you know Canada's History is illegal? I think you should lay low for a while, you're probably wanted for murder.
by Droog87 February 06, 2010
The sexual act of inserting a maple-syrup-filled Stanley Cup into a woman's anus while the man wears moose antlers on his crotch which he uses to pleasure the womans vagina. All while singing Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie's "The War of 1812"
by ZimMan2 February 05, 2010
As defined by Stephen Colbert:
a) pure jaw-dropping badassery
b) an undefined illicit sex act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
a) pure jaw-dropping badassery
b) an undefined illicit sex act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man 1: Did you have a good time at that party last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah! We got our Canada's History on last night!
Man 2: Oh yeah! We got our Canada's History on last night!
by snapcrakklepop February 05, 2010
A sexual act involving a man or a woman being completely naked and covered in Maple Syrup ( Must be authentic ) and wearing a helmet with dildo's for moose antlers and charging around in a room with several blindfolded naked people and trying to successfully ..... well use your imagination.
Hey you guys going to the Canada's History party over at Jasper and Wilmas house tonight? Were gonna watch the hockey game after the festivities.
by Techno Beaver February 05, 2010
Say good-bye to your family, friends, and distant relatives to prepare yourself for this WILD ride! Buckle your seatbelts, you' re going straight to hell! If you are a freshman, who foolishly chose to take this class next year, DON'T. Spare yourself from the misery that so many others have endured.
After filling my 32 ounce water bottle with red bull the day of the MOCK AP exam, I will confidently say I am not going to survive this class without a heart condition. I can say even more confidently that neither will you. I no longer know the meaning of sleep, that time is now dedicated to pouring over The Western Heritage textbook learning about King Whateverthefuckhisnameis XIV.
Pro-tip: Learn to read Roman numerals beforehand. Lots of kids got 0's on their essay because they wrote it on the wrong Louis, and just incase you were wondering, there is well over 14 of them.
After filling my 32 ounce water bottle with red bull the day of the MOCK AP exam, I will confidently say I am not going to survive this class without a heart condition. I can say even more confidently that neither will you. I no longer know the meaning of sleep, that time is now dedicated to pouring over The Western Heritage textbook learning about King Whateverthefuckhisnameis XIV.
Pro-tip: Learn to read Roman numerals beforehand. Lots of kids got 0's on their essay because they wrote it on the wrong Louis, and just incase you were wondering, there is well over 14 of them.
Student A: I'm really going to fail this quiz.
Student B: Fail the quiz? I'm force failing the class. There's credit recovery, right?
Student A: Oh. Good plan. Me too.
^the way to go
Sentence Ex) I used to laugh, then AP Euro started. We don't do that anymore.
I haven't seen my mom in three days, and we're both home!
I used to not understand jokes about Stalin, those were the times!
Student A) Did you know that the Defenestration of Prague was just a bunch of guys throwing another guy out the window?
Non-AP Euro Student) ..No??
Student A) Oh, that's right. You didn't have to suffer like I did, Susan.
No one:
Literally nobody:
AP Euro Student: AP European History has taken my soul, my happiness, and my will to live.
Student B: Fail the quiz? I'm force failing the class. There's credit recovery, right?
Student A: Oh. Good plan. Me too.
^the way to go
Sentence Ex) I used to laugh, then AP Euro started. We don't do that anymore.
I haven't seen my mom in three days, and we're both home!
I used to not understand jokes about Stalin, those were the times!
Student A) Did you know that the Defenestration of Prague was just a bunch of guys throwing another guy out the window?
Non-AP Euro Student) ..No??
Student A) Oh, that's right. You didn't have to suffer like I did, Susan.
No one:
Literally nobody:
AP Euro Student: AP European History has taken my soul, my happiness, and my will to live.
by I Didn April 08, 2019
A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.
World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.
Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.
Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!
by Creed Cur June 07, 2021
When a history nerd pulls a hot brunette with his "History Rizz". He really just talks to her and gets a hard-on, then whisper "STAY HARD".
Damn dude, Kevin Hart really just used the "World History Rizzler" method on her. Game is game bro.
He used the "World History Rizzler" method to pull Addison Timlin.
He used the "World History Rizzler" method to pull Addison Timlin.
by The Dank Smurf Cat >< September 13, 2023