homework is useless
by Early Smile October 22, 2019
Get the homeworkmug. useless shit given by teachers with countless pages to work, takes all of your fucking grade and only a fucking nanosecond to finish it , they say its to make u smarter, but its actually torture and waste of time, unless in the good old times, where homework was only given if the class wasn't behaving.
theres 20 students in this class...
Teacher: we have homework! page 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139 and 140!
Student: thats alot! how the ##&$@ you expect to everyone finish all of that!
Everyone execept the teacher: yea!
Teacher: what do you mean its only one page!
Everyone execept the teacher: "only one page" ahem, ITS LITERALLY 11 PAGES TO DO! ARE YOU **$#%&*#¨BLIND?
Teacher: if i was blind then how would i teach?
5 Students: this feels like prison! im switching schools!
other 5 students: yea same! i'd rather enjoy my days without school while my parents find another school!
1 student: have you heard about that one school in the netherlands?
all the students execept the one who said about the school in the netherlands: yea?
the student who said about the school in the netherlands: theres one school that doesnt give homework, tests and they become smarter than ever!
EVERY STUDENT ELSE: HOLY SHIT! sign me up in going in that school!
Teacher: Hey class! stop with the excessive swearing!
E V E R Y S T U D E N T I N T H E C L A S S: ratio + didn't ask + L + Hold this L + unfunny + the netherlands school better + annoying + im going to the netherlands + fuck you
Teacher: we have homework! page 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139 and 140!
Student: thats alot! how the ##&$@ you expect to everyone finish all of that!
Everyone execept the teacher: yea!
Teacher: what do you mean its only one page!
Everyone execept the teacher: "only one page" ahem, ITS LITERALLY 11 PAGES TO DO! ARE YOU **$#%&*#¨BLIND?
Teacher: if i was blind then how would i teach?
5 Students: this feels like prison! im switching schools!
other 5 students: yea same! i'd rather enjoy my days without school while my parents find another school!
1 student: have you heard about that one school in the netherlands?
all the students execept the one who said about the school in the netherlands: yea?
the student who said about the school in the netherlands: theres one school that doesnt give homework, tests and they become smarter than ever!
EVERY STUDENT ELSE: HOLY SHIT! sign me up in going in that school!
Teacher: Hey class! stop with the excessive swearing!
E V E R Y S T U D E N T I N T H E C L A S S: ratio + didn't ask + L + Hold this L + unfunny + the netherlands school better + annoying + im going to the netherlands + fuck you
by bruhbrbhur July 9, 2022
Get the Homeworkmug. A torture method that teachers use to mentally burn you from inside out after you've wasted over 99,999999% of your energy at school. Some teachers are reasonable and give you doable amounts of homework but you have this dickass teachers who give you so much that you actually want to kill yourself after hearing it.
Mrs. Depression: Okay kids, because you worked well this class you will get 15 trillion pages of Math homework.
Me: Shove it up your fucking ass b1tch
Mrs. Depression: *dies*
Me: Shove it up your fucking ass b1tch
Mrs. Depression: *dies*
by boredom101 June 19, 2018
Get the Homeworkmug. you know why school is so bad for you? cuz school stands for Seven Cruel Hours Of Our Lives
math stands for Mental Abuse To Humans
and homework stands for Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge!!
IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHY DOES SCHOOL EXIST??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
math stands for Mental Abuse To Humans
and homework stands for Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge!!
IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHY DOES SCHOOL EXIST??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
by thatbnooneloves October 26, 2020
Get the homeworkmug. Work that you are typically required to do by an instructor at a school. Can also be used as an acronym meaning "Half of My Energy Wasted on Random Knowledge". Unless someone needs genuine practice or wants to hone their knowledge and is fast enough to complete work, homework is often seen as a waste of time. Sometimes, people are better off just reviewing their classwork for tests and studying or just coming up with their own problems. On the other hand, homework helps people maintain their balance of practice and is linked to higher student achievement.
by zarcastic December 1, 2024
Get the Homeworkmug. Similar to shower thoughts, homework thoughts are random ideas that occur when put in a particular state of thinking via a certain condition. A bored student who's supposed to be doing his/her homework has these thoughts after at least 10 minutes of work and a lingering onset of boredom.
"I was doing my homework yesterday, and my foot went numb because I was sitting on it. Then, I realized that people with foot fetishes can do that and then pretend they're playing with someone else's feet!"
"Dude, that's a pretty awesome homework thought."
"Yeah man! Then, I went online to talk about it and procrastinate and realized I had to include the word being defined itself in the example sentences because Urban Dictionary is annoying. homework thoughts"
"Dude, that's a pretty awesome homework thought."
"Yeah man! Then, I went online to talk about it and procrastinate and realized I had to include the word being defined itself in the example sentences because Urban Dictionary is annoying. homework thoughts"
by JayBlack October 30, 2016
Get the homework thoughtsmug. by JHFKJVKUDJtd May 16, 2019
Get the Homeworkmug.