A person with an oddly oblong (or at least weirdly-shaped) head and face. Generally has a holier-than-thou attitude, and is usually an older sibling who is just mean to you (in the few occasions that the parents were uncompassionate enough to name a kid that wasn't their firstborn "Gabe", the person grows to have issues and an inferiority complex probably due to constantly being berated for his name)
A: Oh look! There's Gabe, doesn't he just look so dumb?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.
A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.
A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?
by shrinelord May 2, 2019
Get the Gabemug. Gabe’s are the most misunderstood people in the world. While some people think that they have an ego (ahem makayla) others think that Gabe’s are great friends with a genuine good heart. They are there for you all the time and they will do whatever they have to do for their friends to live a great life
Hey Gabe
by Randomperson1101 March 17, 2022
Get the Gabemug. 
My Significant Other Is AWEEEEEEEEEESOME! His name is Gabe!
by Cripplpppplll July 5, 2019
Get the Gabemug. 
Gabes have perfect hair, show up in your dreams a lot, and have beautiful brown eyes. Gabes are usually athletic and wear brands like Adidas, Nike, and Under Armor. They are perfect, if not a little on the short side. If you are privileged enough to dating, be friends with, or have a Gabe at your school, consider yourself lucky!
by owlsandj+a March 13, 2018
Get the Gabemug.