toe jam football

to sit while picking funk from under your toenails or even in between them (come`s from after a long day on you feet)you produce this SHIT into a ball, Then uou try to fling it like a booger towards someone in the room you are in...... Also see uncle tom

Dude! I scored on them twice last nite!They didnt even know iI was playing TOE JAM FOOTBALL!

by onenut April 29, 2003

Australian rules football

A 'game' which does not even resemble football, more like rugby with a shitload of violence included.

Generally referred to in the UK as 'Attack, Foul, Lynch'

He got marmelised playing Australian rules football. A quick game of Attack, Foul, Lynch left him in hospital for 2 weeks.

by eddief32 April 27, 2010

little green footballs

Anti muslim hate site. frequented by ghouls and vanilla weirdos.

1: hey have you seen that LGF?
2: yeah.
1: arent they weird?
2: true.

by no friend of lizards April 30, 2005

bellevue west footballers

The sexiest, hard hitting ballers to ever grace the no-mad wastelands they call Nebraska!! Thunderbirds will stomp, fly over, and drop kick your ass like a nasty bird on a freshly washed combine!!!

Bellevue west footballers also known as shot callers, Picking up pieces of the fallers that dare to hollaa !
Me: I’ve fallen and can’t get up!!
911: Bellevue west is on the way!

by PrincessCockWhore1 September 6, 2019

Football Blah Blah

A phrase coined by Al Murray (the pub landlord) describing when two people (usually men) engage in idle and predictable chat about football.

Dave: "Did you see that tackle in the United game at the weekend?"

Trevor: "Yeah what a shocker, can't believe he didn't get sent off."

Dave: "Unbelievable decision by the ref..."

Pam: "Quit your Football Blah Blah."

*Trevor and Dave continue their pints in silence*

by BishopRock November 15, 2012

Pro Football Focus

Known as “PFF”. PFF is a bunch of computer nerds staring at a sweaty dude then making up random numbers that casuals try to use at every turn.

P1: “Pro Football Focus says this person is bad”
P2: *punches P1* “shut up Jeffery”

by TreyHendricksonsNutsack March 16, 2021

Liverpool Football Club

A sex toy used for shoving up the ass and pulling it out licking it and sleeping with it. It is in the shape of a helicopter and is often pink colour. They are mainly used by people with shit fetishes.

"I shoved a Liverpool football club up my arsehole"

by Mike hunt schmelar October 10, 2022