Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.

Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.

So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.

Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.

Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox
by SparklingWaterResearcher May 16, 2022
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Cow pissing on a flat rock

A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.
"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"
by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008
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Flat Earth Plane

=) The flat earth plane of existence.

=) this is what the main world is made of (with), it comes at a cost of knowing over believing what other's (other the God has help craft my creation upon this Flat Earth Plane of existence) has has/are showing them, yet, if you look at the slide of hand, then and only then will you be knowing the da jury truth A.K.A. never of (with) a de facto truth.

=) Life's about perception, that is how you find the meaning in life; and yet it is only closer to the what is the meaning of life…. ….yet, one must know that they are to become in order too be being the higher truths.

=) Just as the same as the water plane (The ocean) fire plane (hell/the Sun at its Job)
=) The Flat Earth Plane of existence, is one of the hardest places to be being un(into)to this God given Plane of existence; so what is it, "God Given, A.K.A. da jury truth / sovereignty

=) To day God said "let their be light( yet tHEy, said more with their Silence than they did Their words, where in their silence was the rest of themselves; A place called heaven.);" this world of Earth of (with) being round is that of what it means to have(hath) a shape of a (Spear of (with) Ear) sphere by the actions of being do you have (hath) a spHERe

=) some would say that what they are told/being put under a spell (Entering the plane of existence of words), dose the same as one, to be un (in) the Air Plane only by means of an Airplane.
by Craigvalue nova April 02, 2022
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When a girl is so flat she makes even the walls jealous. The point when a girl cant get any flatter than she was when she was 3.
Kelsey is so flat the walls are jealous!
That girl over there is so flat the walls are jealous.
by Leixand XV June 29, 2007
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White sausages on flat plate

Multiple lines of cocaine served on a flat surface
"I'm already wired. My breakfast was a couple of white sausages on a flat plate
by Pegleg September 20, 2004
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flat-bill-hat-a-puss

Some one who wears there hat with a flat bill backwards. Wigger.
Rodney is a flat-bill-hat-a-puss.
by twohearts May 13, 2009
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flat ass goat face

Charley is such a flat ass goat face.
by Jdognastymoney February 22, 2017
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