toe jam football

to sit while picking funk from under your toenails or even in between them (come`s from after a long day on you feet)you produce this SHIT into a ball, Then uou try to fling it like a booger towards someone in the room you are in...... Also see uncle tom
Dude! I scored on them twice last nite!They didnt even know iI was playing TOE JAM FOOTBALL!
by onenut April 30, 2003
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Australian rules football

A 'game' which does not even resemble football, more like rugby with a shitload of violence included.

Generally referred to in the UK as 'Attack, Foul, Lynch'
He got marmelised playing Australian rules football. A quick game of Attack, Foul, Lynch left him in hospital for 2 weeks.
by eddief32 April 27, 2010
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little green footballs

Anti muslim hate site. frequented by ghouls and vanilla weirdos.
1: hey have you seen that LGF?
2: yeah.
1: arent they weird?
2: true.
by no friend of lizards April 30, 2005
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Washington Team of Football

The Gridiron Football team formerly known as the Washington Redskins. Also known by their initials, WTF.
2021 is shaping up to be another disappointing year for the Washington Team of Football, affectionately know by all as the WTF, after being favored by many to win the NFC East at the start of the season.
by Alex-2598 November 17, 2021
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Pro Football Focus

Known as “PFF”. PFF is a bunch of computer nerds staring at a sweaty dude then making up random numbers that casuals try to use at every turn.
P1: “Pro Football Focus says this person is bad”
P2: *punches P1* “shut up Jeffery
by TreyHendricksonsNutsack March 17, 2021
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Liverpool Football Club

A sex toy used for shoving up the ass and pulling it out licking it and sleeping with it. It is in the shape of a helicopter and is often pink colour. They are mainly used by people with shit fetishes.
by Mike hunt schmelar October 10, 2022
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bellevue west footballers

The sexiest, hard hitting ballers to ever grace the no-mad wastelands they call Nebraska!! Thunderbirds will stomp, fly over, and drop kick your ass like a nasty bird on a freshly washed combine!!!
Bellevue west footballers also known as shot callers, Picking up pieces of the fallers that dare to hollaa !
Me: I’ve fallen and can’t get up!!
911: Bellevue west is on the way!
by PrincessCockWhore1 September 07, 2019
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