Asshole Force Field

The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.

That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.

by kdizzledeluxe June 14, 2018

doves in a grass field

this is a metaphor for angels showing up for a funeral after one passes away the doves are meant to symbolize angels coming down to lift you to heaven and or afterlife

look theirs doves in a grass field getting ready to take them to the afterlife

by Robert G. Heath November 8, 2023

men in women fields

A guy but like what a girl usually does

Men in women fields:She invited me over and I said “we not doing nothing”#still cracked.#meninwomenfields

by Jon8383 November 25, 2024

field mount

Take a sexual position on an animal that you have just killed.

I shot a nice antelope and immediately field mounted it.

by Steve-O 99 October 21, 2022

field-test

The act of #blind-dating a supposedly or in-theory hot girl with the intent of getting laid (and potentially leaving her in a very short term).

Me: hey dude, I'm gonna field-test Jackie next weekend. Hopefully she's as hot as she looks and will get the kill

by Machine1984 May 11, 2022

Field effect

The effect in which one can use long distances or obstacles to deter passerbyes from starting a conflict when engaging in activities that said passing people may find unpleasent or "wrong". The field effect also allows for an unobstructed 360 degree view to allow for the spotting of police long before they are close enough to apprehend you.

The field effect allows for the smoking of cannabis in the middle of a field knowing that noone will walk all the way across the field to confront you.

by Monty The White January 1, 2011

Field Grimace

A field goal in the game of American football.

Al Del Greco just kicked a game-winning field grimace!!

by B. Miller October 22, 2003