Ever

With his dark features and cool style, Ever is always the most handsome man in the room. Although he lacks in the humor dept — he makes up for it with his taste in music, his loyalty in friendships and his consistent commitment to rallying every social gathering with a fireball shot. To be loved by him is an honor and pleasure.. always a giggle, good meal and quality time. Hold him close as every interaction makes you feel as though you’ve won the jackpot.

Who is last place in fantasy football this season? Probably Ever.

Ever is the sixth man on the Phoenix Suns.

by aj pollock November 22, 2021

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Nothing Ever Happens

A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.

Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.

If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.

Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!

Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.

Person A: What? What do you mean?

Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.

*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*

by Hawkbone January 20, 2025

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the best band ever

Tally Hall.

Jimothy: Queen is the best band ever.
Quintavius DeMarcus DeBartholomew L'Sexhaver MMMDCCCLXXXIV: No the fuck it's not. Tally Hall exists, you fucking moron.

by dwyl183 January 21, 2025

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Home of the creator of AI (The greatest mind who has ever lived/Better than everyone)

Correct!

Hym "I refused to leave as it is the home of the creator of AI (The greatest mind who has ever lived/Better than everyone). The rest of them just live here."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2025

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