elise johanson

elise...wat can i say bout this hot chik? she is off thy hiz my niz...YA!! she shall lay a shit on someones chest if they wanted, bc thats the kind of person she is!! wahooo elmer fudd= my life yo she likes guys who have diks growing out of their asses!hhaha il her!

me- "Hey elise, follow your heart and take a shit on someones chest!!"
elise- "shall do!!!"

by stud yup thats me April 25, 2005

Elissa

A complete THOT.

She's such an Elissa.

by chode7198 February 8, 2018

Elis

A man with a big dick who gets lots of sexy women. Everyone loves him. He is a legend.

Elis is such a legend. He is legendary.

by Lil thiccitude May 12, 2019

Elisa

An alright french gal who is not funny but is good at psychology.

Ah that chick elisa: she can read you in a second but she dull as fuck.

by haggisxoxo March 30, 2017

Elishot

Leet breed of the genus, "Chicks with Dicks" or, Chickmadickus. The rare Chickmadickus elishot, only found in large parts of SwiftIRC.

00:46:59 <Elishot> i have a penis

by HankTheSpank February 23, 2008

Elis

Elis is a real cool guy with a massive dick. Everyone likes him. All the girls like but cant have him because he is gay.

Have you seen the size of Elis's dick

by Bryndog April 26, 2019

Elisabitch

Elisabitch is the term for smexy Latina bad-asses who go by Elisabeth, Elizabeth, Elisa, or Eliza. These chicks are fierce, crazy-ass bitches, if you're not scared of them, you should be. You never want to make her mad because the consequences range from disastrous to fatal. She might break your heart emotionally, or physically, but the truth is that despite all her sarcasm and sass, you can't help but love her.

Damn that girl's a tease, she's such an elisabitch.

by Ifwecouldfly May 12, 2015