Elijah

a discord kitten whos secretly a 40yr old man living in his moms basement

thats not a discord kitten thats an Elijah

by giggawigga September 29, 2023

Elijah DG

Hottest man on earth

Kaide: Have you seen Elijah DG, hes bad innit
Antoni: seek mental help

by BigTony69 October 2, 2023

Elijah

I know we've all watched the Eli movie and are scared but the Elijah boys are the sweetest boys you'll ever meet. They are the best males you'll ever know so if you lose an Elijah, you deserve to lose your life.

Girl 1: I'm into J___ again
Boy 1: 'Wtf why don't you date Elijah? He's sexy af'
Girl 1: Dude that's gay...

by MyManIsSoHotWTF October 15, 2023

Elijah Job

the act of “hand pleasure” or oral to 2 people,one a man,one a woman

Hey man,can me and my girl get an Elijah Job?
Ofc man,i’ll give it half off just for you

by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023

elijah flowers

a beyond normal kid from the streets of Katy, Texas some say his origin is unknown most say he emerged from the fryers as a youngling but with the help of originnegro21 he arose to be the king of burgers

dam is that elijah flowers

by jaden dingle December 16, 2023

Elijahawon

If you ever meet this person run as far as you can they will ruin your life. In the beginning everything will be fine the but after a year everything to slowly change. They will just suck you dry
He don’t ever think he did anything wrong and will never take ownership. He will put everything on you.

He can convince an dog they a cat

Omg I think I’m in love …. 1 1/2 he left me with nothing

Elijahawon: I didn’t do anything wrong

by Peopletalker December 31, 2023

Elijah Beltzer syndrome

Special-needs homosexual

A person with homosexual syndrome , who gets no females who loves meat riding Spider-Man, and sucks hella meat has Elijah Beltzer syndrome

by Dr.Richard Pryor December 31, 2023