Edward

An absolute idiot who is blond and has blue eyes he is extremely socially awkward but thinks he's awesome

I feel bad for him. Must be an edward

by Helllloooooooooo July 11, 2017

edward ford

a guy that comes on this site or gets someone else to and bigs himself up !

for example definition 5 & 6

by Mr Lovesey March 15, 2005

Edward

A rare species of mosquito. Edwards are very large, reaching around six feet of height at adulthood. Their pores contain small neon sacs, which emit a white glow in certain lights, and cause Edwards to stay indoors most of the time.

"Dude, that mosquito was big!"
"Must've been an Edward!"

by Seven8910 February 6, 2013

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen (pronounced 'pedophile') is a sparkly, 117-year-old virgin sparklepire from the atrocious book/movie saga, Twilight.

He is the girlfri- I mean, boyfriend of the bland teenage Mary Sue, Bella Swan and the long-time rival of borderline-rapist, Jacob Black (see 'fake-ass werewolf').

His pastimes are sparkling, jumping around the woods and watching 17 year old girls sleep.

person #1: "I swear someone is in bedroom watching us... "

person #2: "Yeah, it's that pedophile, Edward Cullen."

by whattheheckisapseudonym? August 10, 2010

Imojene Edwardson

Imojene Edwardson is another way of explaining someones amazing beauty. It is also another way of describing something or someone as "indie"

wow you are so imojene edwardson.
that outfit is so imojene edwardson!

by sue indie hayhoe September 26, 2011

William Edwards

Ugly ass gay fucking faggot elf lookin dude

William Edwards likes it in the ass by his equally homosexual

by Mazon98 May 14, 2015

Edward

Well, basically, you have a dude that knows a dude, that knows one dude, that sucks. Edward is that dude. Also ruined from Twilight, a book extremely overrated and practically raped by fangirls.
Edward is, indeed, a mere word of fiction that will never exist. Cheers to that.

Edward sparkles in the sunlight.

by NotAZombie. August 18, 2009