Neopolitan Dick

"Neopolitan Dick " is a term to describe a circumcised penis having a variety of colors (~hence, "neopolitan" like the famous mix of strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate icecream) due to the circumcision itself.

The tip (head) more pink, the shaft more neutral, and the scrotum darker.

Girl: His dick had different colors.
Girl's Friend: So he had a Neopolitan Dick?
Girl: Haha I suppose, it was pretty hot to be honest...

by KiiDLMTLSS January 3, 2014

Dick Fortress

When there is a huge group of guys (has to be a minimum of 2 men) around a single girl all openly or secretly pursing her. It is like an extremely long queue to get in the girl's panties. Usually, at least one of the guys is having sexual relations/in a relationship with her but right when that ends, there is a man to comfort and sex her.

"Maria will never be single because she has a massive dick fortress."

- "Hey go talk to her!"
- "I can't! See all those guys?! Her dick fortress is impenetrable!"

by badtree132 March 16, 2015

Simp dick

A social disease when you Are so fixated on pleasing your girlfriend she controls all the decisions your dick and balls make.

Anyone to joe p -do you want to come out drinking with the boys tn.

Joe p- Na i got simp dick rn

by Chune for your headtop April 21, 2020

Smoking dick

When someone says somethings stupid

"Yeah I ate dog shit the other day."

"What the fuck this bitch smoking dick."

by Jmoe_moe July 30, 2016

dick thwomp

When a chubbed penis is dropped on another person's head and left there. Like the Thwomp from Mario 64.

James was sleeping peacefully until Dylan snuck in and dick thwomped his forehead.

by dylpaul December 4, 2015

web of dicks

Noun used to describe the collection of men that are attracted to a girl that she keeps around and leads on through her flirting and deception. She is usually blissfully unaware of this phenomena

"Oh looks like Carl is just another guy caught in Patricia's web of dicks."

by kelseyj September 22, 2011

welfare dick

Welfare dick is when a girl fucks a guy on welfare and he fucks her long and hard and has sooo much energy because he doesnt have a job draining him every day. He can also fuck anytime 24/7. It is one of the best kinds of dick and highly addictive.

Dam girl I been getting me some of that delicious welfare dick! Fucks me all day long!

by JyahC March 2, 2015