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dumb dildo bitch

1.)-One who is completely and utterly stupid. One who does not possess the intuitiveness to solve the most simple of tasks, much less have the want or will to acquire it. Lacking even the most basic mental skill, subject takes on the appearance of a large dildo in the face of the most menial of problems, shaking and expressionless.
2.)-See also Rosie O'Donnell.
"Can you believe how stupid that guy is? What a dumb dildo bitch!"
by Billy's kid August 3, 2007
mugGet the dumb dildo bitchmug.

dildo-based titillation

A mating process used by Abdoes which involves the use of tits, with organic dildoes as nipples, pumping repeatedly to engage in sexual intercourse.
That Adbo used dildo-based titillation on your mom!
by Marxfjr January 29, 2009
mugGet the dildo-based titillationmug.

double ended dildo

A dildo that has two ends used for simultaneous sexual pleasure. Can be used for both vaginal or anal penetration. Used between 2 vaginas, 2 asses and 1 vagina and 1 ass.
Sex is the best between two girls with a double ended dildo. Otherwise, its not complete or fair.
by HornySexLover October 25, 2007
mugGet the double ended dildomug.

Hogan Man-Dildo

A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.
Oh... that kid's kind of a Hogan.

A Hogan Man-Dildo?

Yeah...
by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020
mugGet the Hogan Man-Dildomug.

Leather Studded Dildo

The dildo that a Marty and a Bethany created together for ultimate pleasure. Bethany's generally deny the leatherness of the studded dildo, but Marty's tend to embrace the leather.
Man: Have you tried my leather studded dildo? It's orgasmic!
Woman: That would be an odd texture, but I love putting stuff inside me :)
by NTwawa October 21, 2010
mugGet the Leather Studded Dildomug.

ear dildo

Slang term for an ear plug, used at concerts, while doing yardwork, to sleep, etc.
Pat is such a douche that he wears ear dildos to concerts.
by Peacey P February 1, 2008
mugGet the ear dildomug.

double headed dildo

A two headed dildo for two women (or any combination i guess...) to stick in their bush or buttox.
Hey girl let's go get the double headed dildo and have some fun!
by Vagerna August 13, 2007
mugGet the double headed dildomug.

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