A person who says they like to be scared, but cannot deal with it once they are there.
Example: Someone who says they love to watch scary movies, but spends the whole time covering their eyes.
Example: Someone who says they love to watch scary movies, but spends the whole time covering their eyes.
My girlfriend is such a closet scaredaphobic because she begged me to see "Friday the 13th" with her, and while we were there, she hid under her jacket for most of the movie.
by black dogs 3 July 8, 2009
Get the closet scaredaphobic mug.When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.
When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.
When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.
by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011
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by ShipperLord April 23, 2020
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When somebody acts homophobic but is really gay they only let their good friends know that they're gay
David Man I hate fags
Jake Really
David No I actually think I'm gay but I just call people fags because I want them to be my friends
Jake Ok
Ryan Hi
David Get away fag
Ryan What
David I don't want this gay fag with us
Ryan You closet homosexual
Jake Really
David No I actually think I'm gay but I just call people fags because I want them to be my friends
Jake Ok
Ryan Hi
David Get away fag
Ryan What
David I don't want this gay fag with us
Ryan You closet homosexual
by Boogereater69 March 4, 2021
Get the Closet homosexual mug.Closet: The location that you sleep in when your friends can't provide a bed for you.
Love Closet: What that closet becomes when you're no longer alone in it.
Love Closet: What that closet becomes when you're no longer alone in it.
by R0Bizzle October 6, 2006
Get the Love Closet mug.The rubbing, touching, or otherwise light stroking of the goochal area (taint, aka fleshy man-bridge). Usually done in the privacy of your own home, primarily in the closet.
*side note* a closet gooch can only be done to a male, by another male of 3 years of age or older.
*side note* a closet gooch can only be done to a male, by another male of 3 years of age or older.
by Fleshy Man-bridge January 14, 2006
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