by Jfalix287 December 8, 2020
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Being comfortable in your own misery, whether is your mental state, your house, room, and life.
A person who is miserable but is comfortable with it.
A person who is miserable but is comfortable with it.
by 2 pump May 6, 2021
Get the Miserably comfortable mug.A comforting chimney sweeper referece to the sexuall act, where after taking a shit, Person B cleans Person A's rectum for any additional "crums" with their tongue
Person 1:I just had a comforting chimney sweeper done to me, pls help
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....
by Christ feisty 123 May 13, 2021
Get the A comforting chimney sweeper mug.When someone, usually a hipster at a food truck or a barista changes their greeting to one that they think sounds more culturally relative to the customer.
White guy steps up to the counter
White Server: "Hello sir how can I help you?"
Black guy steps up.
White Server: "Whassup man"
Black guy: "Don't culture comfort me, treat me with the respect and dignity I deserve"
White Server: "Hello sir how can I help you?"
Black guy steps up.
White Server: "Whassup man"
Black guy: "Don't culture comfort me, treat me with the respect and dignity I deserve"
by Tokenship June 24, 2021
Get the culture comfort mug.A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.
The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.
Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.
The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.
Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.
The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!
Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!
Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.
Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!
Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.
Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022
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