jesus christ

fancy god boi

jesus christ: igh imma t-pose

by noonecaresbutmynameispaulahi April 3, 2020

Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd

The action of fucking a Muslim dog in a Christian church while all the nuns watch

Omg I did a Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd in the local church
No way you are so cool

by Skksksmakakkskkakaksm December 22, 2020

Holy Christ in Hell

An expletive used when falling of a stool backwards and performing a perfect barrel roll with minimal injury.

"Bwahahahah" ... "oh, Holy Christ in Hell!"...
👿

by MikeLaserstorm69 November 25, 2018

My brother in christ

A family-friendly replacement for:
-Bitch
-Motherfucker
-A word I can't say for pewdiepie reasons
-and many more! :steamhappy:

"MY HEAR ME OUT IS any character"
"My brother in christ why are you saying this in a PUBLIC LOBBY there are CHILDREN here"

by Lioxly June 19, 2025

christ's cabbage

Marijuana that's been inserted in a person's anal cavity for 3 days to infuse a marinade of the anal juices in the marijuana
It's best when really sweaty or typically dirty the smellier the better!

We scored some christ's cabbage
It was rank the hole house knew as soon as we lit up

by SpitefulScum December 6, 2024

jesus christ its

stands for Jesus Christ Insert Testicals in Sex sike naw.

Jesus Christ its

by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021

Christ-Al

a weird girl with a weird name who also lowkey fakes having mental illnesses and is a loser with no irl friends

person 1: yo christ-al is so fuckin weird
person 2: umm... thats my sister
person 1; she's still weird

by whomshallimightbe March 7, 2025