Alabama chainsaw

Taking a fully revved chainsaw and sticking it in someones ass after you cum in it.

God my ass is sore!
What did you do an Alabama Chainsaw?

by Clitourusrex September 12, 2016

Chainsaw Job

When a Man Lines up 6 or more women in a row on their knees, and with an erect penis, Runs his penis back and forth amongst the Puckered lips for the women, Thus looking like The Blades on a chainsaw.

Derek took the Entire College Cheerleader Squad to Dinner, and was gracious enought to pay, so all the girls returned the favor with a chainsaw job.

Todd Chainsaw Jobbed all the teachers he never liked because he knew they wouldn't appreciate it.

by Derek Todd August 16, 2009

Texas Chain ride

Refers to an incedent in Texas 10 years ago when a mob chained a young black man to a pick up truck and dragged him to death.
Chaining anyone to a vehicle and dragging them.

You wanna go for a Texas Chain ride? Keep flappin' your gums.

by ghost37 April 22, 2009

Puerto Rican Chainsaw

When a person having buttsex gets their dick farted on, then promptly smacks their partner across the face with it.

"when i gave my gym teacher a puerto rican chainsaw, it left a Hitler mustache under his nose."

by butterismylover April 29, 2009

Chainsaw

An 18-pack of canned beer. When carried at one's side it resembles the size and shape of a chainsaw.

We're all out of beer. Head over to Pinecove and grab a couple chainsaws of Bud Light.

by Crew Middle Fork August 9, 2005

chain bone smoker

A person who peforms multiple blowjobs in a sustained fashion, usually in one sitting and with multiple partners. Typically an oral-crazed vixen who just wants to consume jizz and is willing to substitute man-juice for a nutritious meal.

"Did you ever wonder if puppeteers are just a bunch of chain bone smokers, hiding under those damn tables all the time?"

by JGHanover November 16, 2007

chainer

Someone who is attempting to do free-running or any similar movement, but failed miserably, then posting a video of it online.

He thinks by doing that he'll be cool, but he's such a chainer.

by Desmond B. January 18, 2008