Center

When you eat the fried fries in the fried fire part and you burn your tongue

I eat a Frenche fried fried and i got a center on my tongue

by I the French frie March 2, 2019

CONTEMPORARY PIRATE

Urban power tribe members clustering on starislands like St. Barths

Johhny Depp is a contemporary pirate

by Max Blenheim December 12, 2010

content flood

Placing so much info onto the internet as to to detour potential stalkers.

I defeated them with a content flood filled with more and more pictures, so they stopped looking for me in real life.

by Johnny Walker Whiskey August 23, 2011

Contemblacon

The act of contemplating whilst eating bacon, or using bacon as a means to promote thinking.

I'll eat this bacon while I am contemblaconing whether or not I can eat more waffles....

by Amo221 December 4, 2013

contemplissing

The act of intense contemplation whilst taking a piss in order to make a decision.

After a good contemplissing i had decided it was an overall great idea to drink another beer.

by balt skiggins November 16, 2013

contemplation

what we usually do while sitting on the toilet

‘substantial fitting work is in contemplation’

by bakursky September 18, 2017

content jumper

Someone who tries to jump into a television series after missing the last few seasons.

Tracy missed the last 4 seasons of The Walking Dead. While discussing the latest series premier with Gonzo and trying to piece the puzzle together from the missing episodes, Gonzo dubbed her a "Content jumper".

by Inga7 October 30, 2017