ben cooper

virgin

see that ben cooper kid over there.. what a virgin

by wallace1 August 5, 2016

Cooper

to pull a runaway on a sweet g/f and sell crack and also go insane

i cant believe he pulled another cooper move on Tiffany.

by broken hearted forever February 10, 2009

dance competition

A place where people come to watch dancers of all shapes,sizes,and genders, wear whore makeup and weird ass costumes with masks and feather. all while dancing to remixs of the worst songs by britney spears.

Dance competition is hell.

by Danceishell January 12, 2014

Competitive salary

“We can’t tell you the pay scale for this job because we are well aware that this position pays low across the entire country, however, we will make it $0.05 above the average of all jobs across the board so we can refer to it as competitive. That’s right, this salary is so competitive that we’re not even gonna tell you what it is. Please apply for this position of our dying company so we can contribute to your sad depressed life and assist you in wanting to put a shotgun in your mouth.”

Job title: Cashier
We offer a competitive salary! Please, please, PLEASE become part of our “team” so that our CEO can continue to wipe their ass with $100 bills while we all continue to eat nothing but pasta.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

Otis Cooper-west

A giant freak who likes to eat giant turds that are very smelly. He keeps them in his mouth for a long time before he swallows.

"That guy did an Otis Cooper-West"

by A y8ugh May 17, 2010

cooper

v. coop'er

1. To victimize another's moviegoing experience by revealing key plot elements before targeted individual can see the movie.

"Did you see Xmen 3?"
"No. Some douchebag at work totally coopered me and ruined the fucking movie."

by donkeypunchjr July 6, 2006

chupe

excess fat, generally around the midsection

Oh look, his chupe is hangin' over his belt.

by picchick2006 January 17, 2011