The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.
Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"
by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021
Get the Curse of Gallus Coopermug. by potato :) October 31, 2018
Get the Lee Coopermug. A thinly veiled fetish game under the handle of being a regular SCPF style game. It's based off the not-so-veiled fetish game on Steam, Changed. It is developed by the Roblox group with the same name. As with every other SCPF-style game, it contains departments of which you can join in their Discord (seventh layer of hell). Each department consists of it's own ranks, from Cadet to Captain, for example. It is recommended to not interact with said HR's as most developers, SHRs (Super High Ranks) and executives are and were gay pedophiles. Ruben Sim, which is arguably as bad as the people that play TSC, initiated a miniature raid on the game, resulting in almost nothing.
Thunder Scientific Cooperation needs to be taken down. Take it from me, a former Security Department HR.
I've seen people become entirely different just because of this damned game made by a 17-year-old groomer.
I've seen people become entirely different just because of this damned game made by a 17-year-old groomer.
by unused username February 7, 2024
Get the Thunder Scientific Cooperationmug. A fucking sexy lady who has passionate sex as often as possible and is especially attracted to Asians she always has a sexual joke to tell and have nice curves and a great ass
by Yea baby December 9, 2013
Get the rebecka coopermug. by Aninsignificanthuman April 27, 2022
Get the Pulling a Coopermug. by Harry is so hot October 14, 2020
Get the Coopermug. 