yellow card

yellow card is not a band you little dipshit...YELLOWCARD...with no space...is a band get it straight

Some little bitch thinks yellow card is a band

by ADG September 8, 2004

The Red Card

When a girl is on her period and you are having sex with her and blood comes out in one big clump and you pick it up and raise it above your head and make her leave your apartment

Dude, I was fucking this hot chick on her period and I had to give her the red card.

by Foot and e September 26, 2017

Playing Cards

Term used for masterbation.

She was playing cards and went all in!

by leidback December 16, 2008

green card

marijuana, ganja, weed, tree

"i got that green card in my right pocket."
"robert is bringin his green card tonight."

by Ross drockisdead March 17, 2004

trap-card

The 1 and only Deathify can achieve this, as his prowess over mortal beings is about god-like status. K.

Deathify: OMFG look at this pro pk WOOT. Guy: *clicks link* WDF??? Deathify: GF.(trap-card)

by burkina faso February 27, 2009

gay card

Like the pussy card accept used only between gay men to grant each other favours for sex.

To use the gay card is when a guy uses his body or has sex with another gay guy in order to get what he wants.

Andy used the gay card on Will and got the promotion he wanted. Although Will was 58 and Andy was only 19, Andy was eager to get a head in the workplace.

"Andy has used the gay card so much, anyone would think he was turning into a common prostitute!"

"Now Andy has aids and is nearly dead, Toby will play the aids card to get Andy's job."

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

FRIEND CARD

THE TERM FOR THAT OLD CHESTNUT THAT BULLSHITERS SAY TO SOMEONE THAT THEY DEEM TO BE UNSUITABLE FOR THEM ROMANTICALLY, EITHER THROUGH LACK OF GAME, OR FAILED GENETICS AS IN, AN UGLY BASTARD

A: " HOWS THINGS GOING WITH YOU AND JILL, YOU LOOK TO BE GETTING A BIT CLOSE"

B: "NA MATE, I DONT THINK SO, DONT GET ME WRONG SHE'S BRAND NEW, BUT AS SHE AINT WORTHY OF THE BOABBY, ITS GONNA BE A CASE OF 'FRIEND CARD, TOP POCKET', LOL, BUT ID TAKE A GAMMIE"

by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO October 5, 2008