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Testie bump

When two males touch testicles making their nuts bump and their future children hi-five.
"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them
by Acturus1 November 21, 2019
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barrell bumping

When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.
As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.
by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017
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slut bump

When a girl bumps up the front part of her hair. The Large hump on top of her head.
Amanda has the biggest slut bump today, go ask here out on a date.
by Mcdrewber November 21, 2018
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thot bump

thots that jump around dick to dick but do it in a fashionable way
Earl said to Tone "A and S are thot bumps "
by sexythot November 28, 2017
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Grundle Bump

To bump one grundle against another, much like scissoring between two people, but can occur between any gender mix. It can occur in rapid succession.
Last night we got hammered and tried to have sex but we just ended up grundle bumping.
by The Realest June 16, 2017
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Bayou Bump

When your need a little bit extra der sumptin you need a little bayou bump.
Excuse me der can I get a little bayou bump from ya?
by Horsecockenbukkake October 5, 2019
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Bump Kump

When you use your large sagging wee wee to pop a pimple on your significant others face. To add on you also may excrete your load into the pimple to form a new one
Darlene that's a nasty pimple you got there, mind if I give it a Bump Kump?
by Mink Moonk August 10, 2017
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