When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.
Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
by Chiefer Sutherland May 27, 2017
Get the Salty Bullshitmug. 2002-2008 for the New York Yankees.
You spend more money than any entertainment industry it seems for seven straight years and you got The Bullshit Era out of it.
by Ereck Flowers February 16, 2015
Get the The Bullshit Eramug. When a fictional character is crying in front of someone, and because of this reviving or cure him/her.
Magictear-bullshit usually happens in Disney flims, like the time when Rapunzel saves Flynn after he almost dies.
by Crazyjoe05 November 23, 2017
Get the Magictear-bullshitmug. Cunton
Anything anyone says is so Cunton, meaning bullshit. Cunton means completel bull crap, totally false, a waste of breath & a waste of hearing. Saying cunton refers to lies, insults, misjudgment, discrimination, prejudice, sexual harrasssment, peer pressure, bad choices, jail time, anything bad that happens in your life & anything anyone says is total Bullshit, or pulling a cunton.
by Fuckcunton December 13, 2019
Get the Bullshitmug. Girl 1: Kailee always posts on Facebook about how perfect her life is. She makes me SOOOO MAD.
Girl 2: I know, isn’t she a drug addict stripper who lost her kids?
Girl 1: Yeah. She’s a bullshit artist.
Girl 2: I know, isn’t she a drug addict stripper who lost her kids?
Girl 1: Yeah. She’s a bullshit artist.
by Hohater6969 October 7, 2023
Get the Bullshit Artistmug. by jojosiliksreddead May 9, 2023
Get the bullshitmug. Someone who wants to get to the bottom 9f a mystery until they do and it's no longer a mystery. Once it's no longer a mystery they want to go back and make it a mystery again, to keep their notion of hope alive.
Fuck hope, it's for weak people. Bullshit people want to be nosy and dig up the bottom of a rabbit hole until there is no more mystery, expecting nothing less than a miracle all the time. Once they are shown the mystery, they want it to be a mystery again, they pretend it will bring the world hope, when really they're only trying to make their own life better, the hope is only for them because without it they are weak.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2021
Get the Bullshitmug.