bread missile

When your poop comes out and look like a baguette

Don’t go in your bathroom for a bit, I had a a bread missile

by Lxndrjmsfdr April 21, 2019

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bread collecting

Where the james species collects bread on a daily routine. Ol'Jimmy Jones suppiles the addiction on a sunday afternoon when James makes his way over. Normally arrving late, he gets the ol'moldy bread that stays in the pot after hours.

Ol'Jimmy Jones: Your late again
James: Shut up, i need that bread for the bread collecting
Ol'Jimmy Jones: Its in the pot, like normal

by Dwock June 4, 2022

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Hot bread

Hot?-

Hot & hot
Literally nothing else to describe

Bread >>>>>>>>> life, hot bread is fucking amazing.

by Weirdo loves bread August 20, 2021

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Why is bread?

A question you ask when your brain is thoroughly fucked and you feel like messing with someone.

Organic Chemistry Teacher: Any questions?

Student: Why is bread?

Organic Chemistry Teacher: Get out.

by Archerinreallife September 1, 2016

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ill-bread

Sickly yeast

When I went to eat my sub, I discovered it was inedible due to an acute case of ill-bread

by Woodntknow July 30, 2016

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Sauce Bread

The result of stripping a slice of pizza of its delicious cheese.

Weirdo: I don't like cheese, I'm gonna scrape it all off of my slice.

Normal Human Being: Why didn't you just get bread and sauce.

Weirdo: I like sauce bread.

by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast March 11, 2012

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