by Salty capt. January 26, 2018

A dumb blonde bitch is a girl who is very thick and has blonde hair. Often short little gremlins who will steal your food as they are fat. Makes a good friend, probably has autism, not the best at maths.
by rizzlerskibiddigyatt May 30, 2024

A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.
by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025

by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020

Blonde is a Frank Ocean album.
by frankoceanaddicted August 10, 2024

The best tiktoker on earth.her cosplay of Toga Himiko is PERFECT ๐๐๐(SHE SHOULD SPILL TEA FROM SCHOOL OR SMHโโโโโโ)
Me:"have you followed that..blonde..phycho"
Bully:"Eww no she's terrible"
Me:"NO SHE'S NOT BITCHHHH HER COSPLAY IS GREAT"
OTHER KID:"hell yeah I've seen her she's great and I'm a simp ๐"
Bully:"Eww no she's terrible"
Me:"NO SHE'S NOT BITCHHHH HER COSPLAY IS GREAT"
OTHER KID:"hell yeah I've seen her she's great and I'm a simp ๐"
by that..blonde..phycho simp March 10, 2021
