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Blonde moment

A blonde moment is like a bruh moment, but instead it being a cool and funny bruh moment, it’s where a blonde makes a dumb blonde move.
Hey Jacob, did you hear about Alyssa’s blonde moment? She thought the word “chezz” was “jizz”. What a blonde moment
by Jake Doyle August 25, 2019
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National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day

January 11th

On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!

No one gets left behind!
My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.
by Sharkey Studios December 13, 2023
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blonde

the hottest hair colour on girls
man: did you see that blonde girl. she was so fit
by imsadokayleavemealone November 12, 2022
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blonde-ish

When someone's hair is half blonde
Chloe is blonde-ish
by $węęt August 24, 2016
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Blonde Cancer

Blonde cancer is a type of cancer where you're blonde when you're born but you're not anymore. That's blonde cancer. If you're naturally blonde that means you have prolonged blonde cancer. Blonde cancer affects millions of Americans worldwide. It's most common in video game characters who are useless and irrelevant to any sort of plot or are incredibly stupid.
The girl had blonde cancer and was incredibly dumb and retarded
by Koki~kun December 19, 2020
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Beacon blonde

A very bright blonde haired person who you can see for mile
Wow hake is such a beacon blonde
by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020
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Mucky Blonde

A hair colour. Usually a mix of brunette blonde and gold. Not the type of blonde that is associated with ditziness. They are usually brainier than bleach blondes even though this is not considered a personality trait.
Girl 1: Wow, you aced that test!!
Girl 2: It's coz I'm mucky blonde!!!!
by Muckieblonde6 September 26, 2009
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