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bitched

Can refer to any piece of machinery or other tangible thing that is damaged beyond reasonable repair or use.
"My car's so bitched that the rear springs came right through the floor!"

OR

Nerd 1: My computer took a surge in last night's storm.
Nerd 2: Haven't you fixed it?
Nerd 1: No, it's completely bitched.
by BBW chaser September 17, 2004
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bitch

A term of endearment. If you are girl your friends can be your Bitches. If you are a guy your girlfriend can be yo bitch!
Hey look here come my bitches!

Hey lads any of ye seen my bitch?!
by Niamh January 31, 2007
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Bitch

A term used to refer to any woman who is ambitious, driven, or argues to defend what she believes in. Usually used by men who are so insecure in their masculinity, that they feel the need to belittle women who they find intimidating or threatening. Bitches threaten to disabuse chauvinistic men of their notions that women should be submissive and unambitious.

Of course, there are many men who understand this and are secure enough not to feel intimidated by the 'bitches' of the world. Kudos to them; they're the ones who are going to get said 'bitches' in bed. And trust me. 'Bitches' do it better.

Also see slut.
Derek: Hillary Clinton is such a raging bitch
Celia: You're only saying that because you see her as a threat to you 'masculinity' *cough* tiny penis *cough*
by Raging Feminist Bitch December 22, 2013
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A term used to describe a man's beer belly.
"Dude, you better stop drinking all that beer - your bitch is getting huge.
by dizzlep May 1, 2007
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bitch

Thats a bitch if i've ever seen one.
by Jismo March 27, 2009
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Bitch

A big fat guy who complains about his work no matter WHERE he's assigned.
That Yavey guy is nothin' but a Bitch! It don't matter where I put him...he's just gonna BITCH!!
by Arkangel53 December 28, 2008
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Bitch

Technically a female dog.
In most social contexts, bitch refers either simply to a woman, a particularly nasty/unpleasant woman, or a weak and feminine male.
by Trust Me, I'm A Doctor February 17, 2009
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