Six-Beer Philosophy

That sort of wonderful logical thinking that only comes around the happily drunk stage, after the debris of everyday thinking has been melted away, but before absolute brain paralysis sets in. It can often be accompanied by emphatic verbalisation (especially when no-one else is there) and a forceful jab of the drinking vessel.

"You know what I reckon? I reckon if I shtopped ushing deodorant for a week, my body would automatically readjusht and I'd shtop needing it forever."

"Thatsh shome good six-beer philosophy there mate."

by Cubbs January 19, 2014

bed beer

A bed beer is a beer one enjoys while laying in bed.

Hey, you wanna lay down with a bed beer?

by dijonaise4life May 23, 2015

work beer

A beer you drink while at work. It makes work more enjoyable and bearable.

Beth: I really don't want to work tonight.
Marc: I've got a work beer here waiting for you!
Beth: Hell yeah! I'll be right there!

by Sick_Willy September 12, 2015

teddy beer

A beer kept on the bedside table for drinking while falling asleep/lounging in bed. Can really be nice after a tough day at work, or when you're sick/hungover.

Oh, fuck! I'm so hungover right now. How'd this beer wind up next to me? OOOOHHHHH, TEDDY BEER!

by TallJester August 1, 2016

Sugar beer

When you're too drunk to pronounce "sugar bear" you just go by "sugar beer"

Let's order some shots, sugar beer!

by BeerNymph August 16, 2016

waiting beer

The tap beer you consume while waiting for your food at a takeout restaurant

Charlie, this food order is taking forever. Let's grab a waiting beer from the dog!

by BeerMe16 August 25, 2016

Gangster Beer

A bottle of champagne or wine, drunk straight from the bottle, whilst you're partying or out getting lit with friends.

Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.

Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.

You wanna get some Gangster Beer?

Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!

Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?

Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.

Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!

by Jorpra October 19, 2016