blind drunk date

Meeting somebody for a date whom you met when you were completely drunk, and don't remember what the person looked like

Fred: Man I was to wasted yesterday night... I think I'm going to text her for a blind drunk date

by arneh April 12, 2012

blind stan disease

blind stan disease; when you stan someone for a certain amount of time, but only realize their flaws after you unstan

i only realized *celeb* was so manipulative towards their fans after i unstanned them. can't believe i had blind stan disease.

by Dramayanti May 13, 2020

Blind Piece of Cake

An insulting way to call someone dumb.

Harris at Adam: "What are you blind, you piece of cake?

Mark at Adam: "You're a blind piece of cake."

by Blind Piece of Cake June 1, 2011

Blind Lucha Libre

Put a wrestling mask on a girl. Wrestle with her, put her in a sleeper hold and while she is out, bust a nut in her eyes so she cannot open them when she wakes up rendering her blind. (Can also be called the Crusty Lucha Libre)

I was wrestling with your mexican mom last night - put her in a sleeper hold by "accident". I felt it was my moral obligation to give her a blind lucha libre. The crust cums off with a little vaseline.

by The Furniture Felon February 1, 2008

rob someone blind

1. to steal, especially stealing all or most of what someone has

2. to overcharge someone

He almost robbed them blind. (example of rob someone blind)

by The Return of Light Joker November 18, 2010

Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia

"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Blind Friend Date

Meeting a friend of a friend for the first time 1 on 1. A blind friend date is set up by a mutual friend who does not for some reason attend the actual meeting to introduce the two people.

"I have a blind friend date on Friday with Abby's college friend - I hope its not too awkward"

by littleninja13 April 22, 2010