short barrel blondie

This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.

Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.

Or

Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.

by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021

Cracker Barrel

An all-white household, usually with 4+ people taking up permanent residence.

Person A: What's your home life like?
Person B: It's a Cracker Barrel.

by ratchetsaysthings October 4, 2021

Double Barrel Shotgun

The act of wanking off two men simultaneously into your face.

Sarah pumped the double barrel shotgun into her face.

by MeinFeurer January 28, 2022

Double barreled asshole

A man that usually brings his nice friend into a fight

Guy 1: Hey fuckface

Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole

by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022

Double Barreling

The act of two sexual partners sitting on a single toilet with one sitting on the other, the top half shitting through the legs of the bottom while they themself drop dookage.

🅱️Ethan: “The poop! Its not coming out!!

Everyone: retard stfu stop double barreling ur boyfriend in the Taco bell restroom

by pringlenads April 30, 2022

Double barrel

Once at night, once in the morn. To guarantee you’ll get a spawn

I just double barrelled her bro!

by DisneyPLUS May 6, 2022

Betty Barrel Racer

First of all, they have a crazy ass barrel horse.
a girl who shows up late to the barrel race bc she got Starbucks, blares acdc in her Ford, and posts on insta every time her horse takes a shit bc "it's so cute"

In order to be a betty, u gotta kick ass in the barrel pen. I guarantee you're not as cool as this betty.

PS: Betty's are only into JACKED BADASS GUYS bc they are hot.

"If you dislike this, u are either a buckle bunny or a bull rider"

"Damn that berry barrel racer is hot af"

"Betty barrel racers win every rodeo they enter!!"

by Ej3jwodbrwiasjeosjsjdorj June 4, 2022