Cry me a river so I can swim away

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about

Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"

by KnashKash January 13, 2025

One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

The stoplight look away

When you come to a stoplight and casually glance over to the car next to you and see the driver picking his nose. He notices that you’ve caught him knuckle deep. So you both look away and feel awkward until the light turns green and you book it, never to see him again.

The stoplight look away is something that happens to everyone but no one talks about it

by Buttermybizkit May 24, 2021

goose away

when the sus girl o-o tells you to stfu

"Hey, how are you"

"Goose away"

by StinkyPoke March 9, 2021

In Bed Away

An expression that means someone is shortly away from being their true self.

The bed expression refers to when someone gets up in the morning they aren't 100% at their full potential, but only for a short time.

Lucile is still recovering from her depression, but if you ask me? She is in bed away from coming back to us.

Aaron has been training for boxing for months now, he is in bed away from being the best boxer.

Henry is teaching their students not to be in bed away from their true potential.

by Born a Boss till the End March 5, 2023

back away from the trough

Move the fuck away from a table/plate/food

Getting fat back away from the trough

by Fyrman907 February 1, 2018

The moons just a slice away

For something to seem simple, but in reality it's nonsense. Also used to confuse and or troll others; a friendly joke.

"Yo bro, she said no when I asked her out."
"Sometimes the moons just a slice away bro."

by James E. Robert October 4, 2015