alaskan harpoon

You lay the fat chick on her back. Then you stand at the foot of the bed and you get your dick heard then fall forward aiming for her pussy then the residual bouncing from her stomach bounces you essentially assisting with fucking.

Man that girl was so big I had to give her the Alaskan Harpoon.

by Jimmy Jelly bean December 30, 2013

Alaskan Countertop

When a girl is face down on a countertop or bar in a full split while she is either anally penetrated or vaginally penetrated. It is usually an aggressive sex position, the guy grabbing both of the girl's love handles tightly while thrusting at a brisk and powerful pace. It is not counted as an Alaskan Countertop unless there is a recognizable slapping noise and a simultaneous moan from the girl being fucked on each thrust.

Guy 1: Damn, that waitress was totally asking for a slutfuck just then!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!

by theminkinator January 29, 2014

Alaskan Waterfall

When in a cold shower a man gets on his knees and eats the minge of the woman as the cold water runs down their bodies.

Yooo I had the most orgasmic Alaskan Waterfall last night!

by ozymandias711 August 6, 2016

Alaskan Dragon Rider

The Alaskan Fire Dragon, performed with the man riding a moose.

"Hey man, I gave my girl the Alaskan Fire Dragon last night."
"Man, you are bad at this. I gave my girl the Alaskan Dragon Rider last night."
"DAAAAAAAAAMN"

by BillCosby=Senpai October 5, 2016

alaskan log

The sexual act of freezing your feces and then using it as a dildo, on yourself or your loved one

Denis died because he alaskan logged himself too much

by Uncle5talin March 20, 2017

Alaskan Throat Punch

When you put your wiener in a bucket of ice, then you pull it out and shove it in a girl's throat

I gave my girl an Alaskan Throat Punch last night.

by shneed March 21, 2017

ALASKAN WATER PIPE

The act of pissing in a condom or ejaculating into a condom so many times you fill it up. Later then freezing it and ripping the condom so it can be used as a dildo.

Hey rick come help me fill the ALASKAN WATER PIPE up.

by Weird ideas proven September 5, 2019