A Big Asshole

Someone who is such an asshole to you all the time. This person is usually froggy in the morning especially after getting his nipples touched by a below average mechanic and operator. This person will retaliate by punching you in the gut or rearranging your toolbox for almost no reason. This person will completely shun you and ignore you if you try to ask to help them on their project. This person responds very negativity to being asked if they are learning anything or if they remember how something goes back together. This person will team up with the boss to get you to do extra chores for example clean the break room. This person will harass you for being weak when you cant break a "REALLY" tight bolt. This person will never give you a peaceful day even if you are not "feeling good" that day. Overall this person is just A BIG ASSHOLE

Nate slams a door in Scotts face because he A BIG ASSHOLE

by TheclearTruth January 24, 2023

Geographic Asshole

Someone that once he/she enters a predefined geographical area becomes irritable, irrational or just an asshole in general for no apparent reason.

Bob is usually a very laid back guy, however he must be a geographic asshole, each time he's near his brother's home he becomes a prick.

by Domoviyr January 18, 2017

Phantom Asshole

The overweight closet muncher in the family
who typically raids the refrigerator and pantry of all the good food late at night, in top secrecy. They are best
known for not leaving a trace of thier presence
and will almost always return an empty
box to the shelf instead of putting it in the trash.

Hey Chris, who ate all the fried
chicken, I don't know Jim. Must have been the phantom asshole.

by BillButtlicker January 16, 2010

asshole fun

The positive stimulus derived from provoking the anus with fingers or tongue.

Woman: Want me to suck your dick?

Man: I'd rather you go a bit further down and lick me asshole.

Woman: Oh, you fancy some of the good ol' asshole fun is it?

by Arthur Rimbaud October 8, 2009

angry asshole

When you eat too much spicy food and take a shit..... When your asshole hurts.

I had a huge fucking burrito with a ton of chile. Tonight I will have an angry asshole.

by bigbitchmrsv2 October 31, 2011

collapsed asshole

An asshole who is so into himself that no empathy can escape his douchemosphere

Randal was very upset about his grandmother's passing in that tragic circus fire but, adding insult to injury, his collapsed asshole of a brother Scott wouldn't stop bragging about inheriting more than 200 pounds of oversized shoes, pants, and blouses.

by SirJekyllStrike August 4, 2015

Chicken Asshole

That wing you find in your order that really isn't quite a chicken wing and may not even be chicken in the first place.

Out of the 12 wings I ordered only 11 were wing and 1 was a chicken asshole.

by Ponytail hater May 19, 2021