The overweight closet muncher in the family
who typically raids the refrigerator and pantry of all the good food late at night, in top secrecy. They are best
known for not leaving a trace of thier presence
and will almost always return an empty
box to the shelf instead of putting it in the trash.
who typically raids the refrigerator and pantry of all the good food late at night, in top secrecy. They are best
known for not leaving a trace of thier presence
and will almost always return an empty
box to the shelf instead of putting it in the trash.
by BillButtlicker January 16, 2010
Get the Phantom Assholemug. That wing you find in your order that really isn't quite a chicken wing and may not even be chicken in the first place.
by Ponytail hater May 19, 2021
Get the Chicken Assholemug. Someone that once he/she enters a predefined geographical area becomes irritable, irrational or just an asshole in general for no apparent reason.
Bob is usually a very laid back guy, however he must be a geographic asshole, each time he's near his brother's home he becomes a prick.
by Domoviyr January 18, 2017
Get the Geographic Assholemug. Randal was very upset about his grandmother's passing in that tragic circus fire but, adding insult to injury, his collapsed asshole of a brother Scott wouldn't stop bragging about inheriting more than 200 pounds of oversized shoes, pants, and blouses.
by SirJekyllStrike August 4, 2015
Get the collapsed assholemug. when a group of long term friends agree to go to an event together and everyone attends except for 1 that person is declared voltron's asshole.
After weeks of planning, we all agreed to attend the concert. Mike had no legitimate reason not to go and was declared to be voltron's asshole.
by Tbone! August 9, 2018
Get the voltron's assholemug. A device that detects how much of an asshole someone is but if your name is evan it just will say mega gay
by Ass gass out blast October 20, 2021
Get the Asshole sensormug. by coolman7979 August 7, 2016
Get the controlling assholemug.