angry asshole

When you eat too much spicy food and take a shit..... When your asshole hurts.
I had a huge fucking burrito with a ton of chile. Tonight I will have an angry asshole.
by bigbitchmrsv2 October 31, 2011
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Genuine Asshole

Someone who possibly is more than just living.
A genuine asshole is always serious. Especially when they are.
by TheWomenWithA's April 21, 2020
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asshole break

When hiking and your more fit friends wait for you to catch up but starts again not giving you time to rest
I try not to asshole break my friends
by 2Pudgy4u May 04, 2017
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voltron's asshole

when a group of long term friends agree to go to an event together and everyone attends except for 1 that person is declared voltron's asshole.
After weeks of planning, we all agreed to attend the concert. Mike had no legitimate reason not to go and was declared to be voltron's asshole.
by Tbone! August 09, 2018
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Phantom Asshole

The overweight closet muncher in the family
who typically raids the refrigerator and pantry of all the good food late at night, in top secrecy. They are best
known for not leaving a trace of thier presence
and will almost always return an empty
box to the shelf instead of putting it in the trash.
Hey Chris, who ate all the fried
chicken, I don't know Jim. Must have been the phantom asshole.
by BillButtlicker January 16, 2010
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Witch's Asshole

Pray for rain because it is nastier than a witch's asshole outside.
by The Godfather DF April 20, 2023
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asshole fun

The positive stimulus derived from provoking the anus with fingers or tongue.
Woman: Want me to suck your dick?

Man: I'd rather you go a bit further down and lick me asshole.

Woman: Oh, you fancy some of the good ol' asshole fun is it?
by Arthur Rimbaud October 08, 2009
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