Eyeball in one

When one swings a golf club to another individuals eye, the eye gets dislodged in the skull and is no longer visible once the club is removed.

hey man, your eye is gone!! yeah, I got an eyeball in one!

by edudorb March 6, 2011

Evans ones

When time is FUNDAMENTAL
When JCC are now accepting grade 4s
Believe you, me
When you stop the making
When Sustainability is key

Evans ones You need a grade 4
That was a Evans ones
He pulled an evans ones

by Topshotta786 October 22, 2018

position one

Person who talks down to you

Don't try that position one bullshit on me.
Your trying to Blueprint me.
I've got a gaggle

A murder of crows
Infinite prose
Often the abuser feels they are the victim
There you are again

A victim of love

Position one

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021

a bold one

general Kenobi

General grievous: general Kenobi, you are a bold one

by not a crusty crab February 27, 2019

Station one

A glorious place where happiness multiplies, though sleep is rare. It's where the average interaction includes urine, poo, blues, and narcan. 2/3 of those who live here have a great time.

1/3 of them hate their 48 hour stay, plus that one guy on A shift who wants to go to station 3

Ready for my shift at station one, how long till we get called to urine town?

by I wrote it October 15, 2022

Sheadie One

A drinking game where everyone listens to “Know Better” by Headie One and Rv. Every time Headie one says “Shhh”, you take a sip of your drink from a plastic cup. As soon as Rv starts rapping, everyone needs to down the rest of their drink, do a cup flip, fill their drink, down it, do another cup flip and then fill it again as fast as possible and before Headie One "Shh". If you finish first, you can skip the rest of the song and choose someone still doing it to fill their drink again. the players who don't finish in time get knocked out. the game is then restarted.

If you’ve never won a game of Sheadie One, can you REALLY call yourself a mothertrucking heavyweight?!

by Roudant December 9, 2019

on a bad one

when someone is so intoxicated or high on drugs that they don't know what they are doing, and consequently do something stupid or extremely illegal.

Gorge:Jamal where did you get all of this stolen shit?!?!
Jamal:I don't even know dog... I was on a bad one last night.

Tony:Dude did you really fuck that ugly ass girl?
Jack:Probably I was on such a bad one though...

by BIGMOKE December 29, 2007