Shit in a blender, put drugs in the blender. Blend it and shove it in a condom and freeze it. Take off the condom and shove it up your ass. Let it melt.
by PussBoss69 June 01, 2017
An Alaskan nut tug is when two gays go back to back and bend down. Then proceed to put each other's balls in the opposing homos asshole, then falling face-first onto the ground while both gay men's balls are being tugged from each other's assholes.
Korbin, "Uncle carter wanted to take me home after church to try a new trend called the Alaskan Nut Tug."
by Bill cosbo October 07, 2021
The act of two partners performing sexual intercourse while dancing on male participants grandfather's grave.
List of requirements: Participants must consist of one male and one female. Woman must use female condom, and man must use male condom. Both condoms must be rainbow colored, inside out, and broken, for maximum experience. five little children must be watching from a safe distance of ten meters.
List of requirements: Participants must consist of one male and one female. Woman must use female condom, and man must use male condom. Both condoms must be rainbow colored, inside out, and broken, for maximum experience. five little children must be watching from a safe distance of ten meters.
by alaskanmoot June 14, 2017
The act of cutting your sexual partners toes off, putting them in a blender with some ice, then using the slushy residue as lube to fuck your partner with.
by cuntfuckercunts February 13, 2014
When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.
I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.
by AsparagusPiss November 24, 2019
A woman's pussy juice when it freezes
by EthanDicktaterBerkowitz October 15, 2020
When you get beaten by wet sand because your sister have a twin but you got confused so you fucked her dad.
by URMOMSLOSTGORILLA March 18, 2022