After

No I want to hear it after. I want to hear you say it after.

Hym "Yeah say that after. You're only doing it because you think you won't be affected by the consequences. I can guarantee your answer will change. And the parents you're speaking for aren't going to agree."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024

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Get the Aftermug.

;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4desz3wa2q1`after loosing!

by anonymous August 15, 2021

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Get the ;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4desz3wa2q1`after loosing!mug.

fart after a tub fart?

(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.

"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss

You know like a fart after a tub fart? It's a little moist kiss.

by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023

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Get the fart after a tub fart?mug.

<.7.9.7.6.> I Take After My Cuban Grandmother<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

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Get the <.7.9.7.6.> I Take After My Cuban Grandmother<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!

This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...

by QuacksO November 11, 2018

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