Chicken Asshole

That wing you find in your order that really isn't quite a chicken wing and may not even be chicken in the first place.

Out of the 12 wings I ordered only 11 were wing and 1 was a chicken asshole.

by Ponytail hater May 19, 2021

collapsed asshole

An asshole who is so into himself that no empathy can escape his douchemosphere

Randal was very upset about his grandmother's passing in that tragic circus fire but, adding insult to injury, his collapsed asshole of a brother Scott wouldn't stop bragging about inheriting more than 200 pounds of oversized shoes, pants, and blouses.

by SirJekyllStrike August 4, 2015

Geographic Asshole

Someone that once he/she enters a predefined geographical area becomes irritable, irrational or just an asshole in general for no apparent reason.

Bob is usually a very laid back guy, however he must be a geographic asshole, each time he's near his brother's home he becomes a prick.

by Domoviyr January 18, 2017

asshole fun

The positive stimulus derived from provoking the anus with fingers or tongue.

Woman: Want me to suck your dick?

Man: I'd rather you go a bit further down and lick me asshole.

Woman: Oh, you fancy some of the good ol' asshole fun is it?

by Arthur Rimbaud October 8, 2009

Witch's Asshole

Severe Drought

Pray for rain because it is nastier than a witch's asshole outside.

by The Godfather DF April 20, 2023

Asshole sensor

A device that detects how much of an asshole someone is but if your name is evan it just will say mega gay

Evan.use the asshole sensor on me
Straight man. Ok
Evan. What's it say
Man. Your gay

by Ass gass out blast October 20, 2021

voltron's asshole

when a group of long term friends agree to go to an event together and everyone attends except for 1 that person is declared voltron's asshole.

After weeks of planning, we all agreed to attend the concert. Mike had no legitimate reason not to go and was declared to be voltron's asshole.

by Tbone! August 9, 2018