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angry asshole

When you eat too much spicy food and take a shit..... When your asshole hurts.
I had a huge fucking burrito with a ton of chile. Tonight I will have an angry asshole.
by bigbitchmrsv2 October 31, 2011
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Brass Asshole

An intensified form of the word asshole. The purest form of an asshole. To be the brownest, flakiest, poopiest, hairiest, and most dingleberry-laden, asshole of the bunch.
You slept with my girlfriend, you brass asshole.
by Dean O' Banion December 12, 2010
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Chicken Asshole

That wing you find in your order that really isn't quite a chicken wing and may not even be chicken in the first place.
Out of the 12 wings I ordered only 11 were wing and 1 was a chicken asshole.
by Ponytail hater May 19, 2021
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Phantom Asshole

The overweight closet muncher in the family
who typically raids the refrigerator and pantry of all the good food late at night, in top secrecy. They are best
known for not leaving a trace of thier presence
and will almost always return an empty
box to the shelf instead of putting it in the trash.
Hey Chris, who ate all the fried
chicken, I don't know Jim. Must have been the phantom asshole.
by BillButtlicker January 16, 2010
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asshole break

When hiking and your more fit friends wait for you to catch up but starts again not giving you time to rest
I try not to asshole break my friends
by 2Pudgy4u May 4, 2017
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Geographic Asshole

Someone that once he/she enters a predefined geographical area becomes irritable, irrational or just an asshole in general for no apparent reason.
Bob is usually a very laid back guy, however he must be a geographic asshole, each time he's near his brother's home he becomes a prick.
by Domoviyr January 18, 2017
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voltron's asshole

when a group of long term friends agree to go to an event together and everyone attends except for 1 that person is declared voltron's asshole.
After weeks of planning, we all agreed to attend the concert. Mike had no legitimate reason not to go and was declared to be voltron's asshole.
by Tbone! August 9, 2018
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