I've slacked tech

When an employee has not done the job requested and makes an excuse suggesting that they have taken approriate action while actually only sending ephemeral digital communicatios

I haven't done the presentation you asked for because my laptop is not working. I've slacked tech but they haven't responded yet

by igbceo November 8, 2022

applied tech highschool

One of the newest Bergen tech schools and supposed to be the best but since it’s only opened for three years not many people know about it so anyone who applied got in meaning everyone who goes there is retarded. The school offers free college credits and courses but the kids there are too dumb to even care and fail all their classes. As of right now the school is all engineering but half the people there don’t even know the difference between a Flat head and a Phillips head screwdriver.

You go to applied tech highschool? You must be sped.

by Gnejsje wodnekskckw. December 3, 2017

tech gals

i fukin agree u all need fix up! u r all so false and 2faced man get a life!!

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

High Tech High

a place that lies and says they will do one thing and doesn't. Don't be fooled by the name, that is what lures the the victims in. It is a place where the student council has no power, the teachers are all te same (except different accents) and you do something called "Tai Chi", it is dreadful

Kid : Hey look I got a notice from "High Tech High"

Dad: nope your not going

Kid: But Why?

Dad: No kid of mine is going to be labeled a nerd.

by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005

High-Tech Trekker

Refers to an individual who enjoys outdoor activities, enjoys nature and is an environmentalist. Is NOT a hippie due to their enthusiasm for new technology and is an avid consumer of anything to do with innovation, from computers to high-performance equipment.

Every-time he tries a new outdoor sport, he maxes out his credit card to get the best equipment available, talk about being a high-tech trekker"

I finally got my Macbook pro, he manages to get his hands on an I-pad before he left on his back-pack tour of Europe. Man's a high-tech trekker"

by Chichster September 28, 2010

Tech support syndrome

When an issue in a computer seems to be fixed when you are on the phone with tech support, but as soon as you are off the phone, the issue comes back full fledged.

Britney: Is your computer fixed?
Alyssa: No, its acting weird still.
Britteny: Wasn't it working when you were on the phone with John before today?
Alyssa: Yes, but its not working anymore. It stopped working as soon as we hung up.
Britteny: I guess your computer has tech support syndrome.
Alyssa: Yeah.

by Mc'Blindy June 14, 2010

tech touch of death

What someone has when they break technology or gadgets easily just by touching or holding it. Usually women have it more than men.

Guy1: Dude, I lent my laptop to your girlfriend for five minutes and it already broke! Is every girl so bad with technology?
Guy2: Yeah, they all got the tech touch of death.

by aileronrider07 July 6, 2010