Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025
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Pineappling

When someone dislocates your jaw and puts a pineapple down your throat or up your anus
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Pineappling

The practice of inserting preposterously large items, pineapple-sized or larger, into human orifices, namely the vagina or anus.
He pineappled a Nebuchadnezzar with surprising ease; truly, pineappling was his calling.
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Pineappled

When you accidentally kill yourself on Dreamland in Super Smash Bros. Melee. This is due to the fact that the bottom of the stage looks like a pineapple.
Aw man, I missed my up-b and accidentally pineappled myself
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pineappled

Your turn is over. It's time for you to stop talking.
We will all take turns presenting. You'll each have 10 minutes and and after that you'll be pineappled. Then it will be someone elses turn.
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slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences
It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own
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slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences
I t is actually better to ask people for help than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple.
by Sexydimma May 16, 2016
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