Parker

sucks at hockey and rages a lot

Person 1: You suck at hockey
Parker: *Kicks Shins Breaks Leg*

by SUCKSATHOCKEY November 12, 2019

Farmer parker

Someone called Joshua parker with yellow and very little teeth

Hi farmer parker

by ChsBruce May 13, 2018

Parker Lee Bennett

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.

Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:

Josh:

by 9090alex January 6, 2023

Parker Coulson

In a word-amazing. One of a kind, loves to flirt, hates hispanics, and lives to hack facebook statuses. She is loyal to the end, but will burn you down if you don't live up to her standards. You want her on your team. Also, likes Mexican food and Popsicles. Breaks easily so handle with care.

Look at that bitch in the convertible with eyelashes. Such a Parker Coulson move.

Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson

by parkk December 9, 2012

parker

parker is a very nice and outgoing girl. she will come off as shy first but to her close friends, she is very loud and will be herself. she thinks lots of people are attractive and her crushes don’t last for long. she knows she is very pretty but will never say it out loud. her friendships will usually last years, but so will her enemies. she stays true to her personality her whole life and doesn’t change for anyone.

boy #1: wow look at parker she’s so pretty
boy#2: yeah but she seem so shy
parker’s best friend: trust me she’s not shy

by mandy callus May 30, 2020

parker chase

Parker Chase, a boy who most likely has blue eyes. the kind that you can’t help but fall in love with because they remind you of the ocean. Parker chase is a very handsome guy and he’s definitely a SIMP but that’s okay, it’s cute on him. he most likely has dark curly hair and a smile that lights up any room he walks into. he’s a very athletic, hard working, caring, smart, sweet, handsome, funny man that any girl would love to be with. Whoever has a Parker Chase, is the luckiest girl in the world.

girl 1- have you seen that parker chase ? ... he’s so fine

girl 2- he’s also really sweet....
girl 3- hes so strong !
his girl- yeah ... and he’s mine... i’m very blessed :)
guy 1- dang i wish i could be like that parker chase guy !

guy 2- yea he’s a real ladies man!

by Miamoemoe April 16, 2020

Parker

A guy who acts cool in front of his friends but when he's dating someone has a big soft spot for them and is a little awkward when dating but in a cute way. He probably dates girls who act like him. He probably dates girls named Ariana, Madeline, Sarah, and Gianna.

Person A: Hey remember when you dated Parker?
Person B: Yeah I still love him

by Carriethegohst September 22, 2022