Jason's Syndrome

A medical condition that occurs due to excessive inbreeding. Symptoms include lower distended jaw, mouth breathing, poor vision, and gender dysphoria.

The player in the 2022 New Jersey Special Olympics has Jason's Syndrome and is a hero.

by nut ass c/o September 25, 2022

Jason Finney

He is an ugly bastard who has a small willy

Oh look it’s jason finney , fat fook

by Liamjones1897 March 08, 2018

Jason Money

Making money, like Jason Kidd, making those millions. Someone who is better off than the rest around him. Opposite of broke

Person 1: Yo you hear about Ed got that job at Exon?

Person 2: Yea, he making that Jason Money!

by baldandbeez October 11, 2013

Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard

Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.

by SmtGirl January 03, 2017

Jason Saine

GOAT on NC

Yo lets take a pic with NC representative Jason Saine

by pppppppppppoooooll March 03, 2023

the jason shumwhey

The guy who volunteers to be the last car of the train in the all man gang bang in prison...from day one.

I love being in front of the jason shumwhey every friday night!

by wet squirrel prod April 07, 2005

Jason Scambillis

A person who spends so little effort on what they are told to do and instead does what they want like create Ghost arrows for an annoying game that nobody plays and thinks that they can make that into a career.

Person 1: Hi I am Jason Scambillis
Person 2: *Smells the stink*
Person 1: *Friday Nighgt Funkin Noises*
Person 2: Please let me die

by Ben_Annoyance April 19, 2022