Double Dragon

Slang for viral gastroenteritis given to Sailors who tend to pick up the virus in Asian liberty ports. It is an inflammation of the intestine caused by a virus. The symptoms usually include abdominal cramps, diarrhea, nausea, and vomiting and normally last about 12-24 hours.

Also known to infect cruise ships where close quarters and a failure of passengers to wash their hands leads to wide infection.

Seaman Timmy is down with the Double Dragon. If he continues to try and hydrate with Monster he will need an IV.

by mpdivo January 22, 2012

double agent

This is the shit you thought was a fart, but when you decided to go for it, you let out a colossal shit that rattled the earth.

Fuck, I thought I had to fart, but it turns out I have met a double agent.

by DickMan69 September 11, 2013

Double Stuffed

Double penetration with a creampie.

A "double stuffed oreo" is a cookie stuffed with twice the regular amount of cream.

We double stuffed Amanda, but she got pregnant, and now we don't know who's the father.

by Downey Undero April 22, 2016

double kicker

To skeet in another person's ear.

Moosey gives new meaning to the phrase "ear full", with his double kickers.

by moon face November 30, 2006

Double laughative

Like a double negative in sentences, it means that there is two references to laughter in a sentence when typed via chat, email, or text message

Sam: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Sally: IDK

Sam: to get to the other side!

Sally: hahaha that's so funny lol

Sam: omg! you just used a double laughative! stop that!

by volleydancerash February 7, 2010

double scissors

When two females attempt to anittiate sex in the same manner as a man and women by spreading legs and rubbing vaginas.

Me and Keaton had a nice double scissor last night.

Double scissors is when to lesbians have sex

by Nishlec January 6, 2018

Double Penno

A grading system for attractive girls where the level of atractivness is determined by the penetration rating, the higher the rating the higher the risk of crossing swords.

Look at that double penno. (She's so hot I'd cross swords to get some)

Tripple penno (The Risk of three swords crossing)

by A_Pussy February 21, 2011