A relationship based on only sexual needs with no emotional connection.
A girl/boy whose only purpose is to service their lover whenever needed.
A girl/boy whose only purpose is to service their lover whenever needed.
"Hey baby want to come over and be my lap candy? I'll lick you all night long."
"Ohhh I'm getting soaked already be there in a few!"
"Dude Julie is my lap candy."
"I heard she was Kevin's lap candy for awhile. I'd be careful man she's a total slut!"
"Ohhh I'm getting soaked already be there in a few!"
"Dude Julie is my lap candy."
"I heard she was Kevin's lap candy for awhile. I'd be careful man she's a total slut!"
by Anona1989 May 02, 2009
A tasty tease who is so full of nonsense energy she sparks. Wouldn't mind finding this piece of candy in my bag of tricks.
by Bradley Assmass March 02, 2005
the sexiest food in the world. if you are a girl you are pink and a guy is blue. if a girl and a guy both like cottoncandy they should def be together :)
by <3 =] :p June 12, 2011
by travis pitts January 08, 2004
A term to describe what flirting between one male to another male. This can be used in both a positive or negative way.
by Jack E. September 23, 2006
Yes, bad candy does actually exist. No, it does not refer to weak cocaine or fake acid. Bad Candy is old ass dollar store candy that's been sitting on the shelves so long that Antiques Road Show wants a peice of that fossilized glucose. Usually a very cheap co-worker will bring Bad Candy to work in an attempt to make friends. Epic failure occurs although the Bad Candy does somehow disappear (probably to the yet to be defined "candy whore").
Kim: I need some chocolate or something.
Elizabeth: Purchasing has some candy, try some?
Kim: NO! It's Bad Candy! To open up the wrapper is to unleash the horror!
Elizabeth: Purchasing has some candy, try some?
Kim: NO! It's Bad Candy! To open up the wrapper is to unleash the horror!
by classikjane September 28, 2010
When you're eating candy while sitting down and drop a piece in your crotch and still eat it anyway, that is crotch candy.
In the car:
Billy: Hey Timmy, you dropped some of that candy in your crotch.
Timmy looks down, sees the candy, and eats it.
Timmy: Man, that was some good crotch candy!
Billy: Hey, make me some!
Billy: Hey Timmy, you dropped some of that candy in your crotch.
Timmy looks down, sees the candy, and eats it.
Timmy: Man, that was some good crotch candy!
Billy: Hey, make me some!
by chicken milkshake March 22, 2008