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Slow Mo Cupcake

A slow mo cupcake is another term for awesome like ska doosh or excellent
We are so Slow Mo Cupcakes
by Orch Dorks June 10, 2011
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Cupcake

A team or individual who though allowed to play is terrible, bite-sized, and enjoyable to consume on your way to the next opponent.

A schedule full of cupcakes would provide that your teams record is fattened by winning over undeserving opponents.
Yeah they made the playoffs, but they only have enough wins because they played cupcake opponents.

Is the season over? It might as well be since we only have two cupcakes left on the schedule.
by MY Jizz Gonzaga March 1, 2019
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Filthy cupcake

When you make sweet love to a girls asshole and cum inside her, she then farts ever so slightly after you pull out. leaving a frosted cum cupcake sitting on her bootyhole.
I was fucking Sara so hard in the ass I came inside, then when I pulled out she farted cum out and it lay there on top of her asshole like a filthy cupcake.
by Grumpy blumpkin June 20, 2018
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Cupcake Eater

Slang term used to describe someone who is attracted to children; a pedophile.

Originates from a famous quote by YouTuber EDP445, during a 2021 sting operation.

In 2021, EDP445, a well-known online content creator, was exposed through a sting operation organized by Alex Rosen of the Predator Poachers. They posed as an underage, 13 year-old girl online to catch EDP445 attempting to solicit sex from them.

When caught & confronted on the street, he told them:
"I was actually coming out here to pick up a Cupcake."
Person 1: "You hear about the latest _____ update? He went on an insane tirade about someone being a groomer."
Person 2: "Yeah, I did. It's rich of him to say that because y'know.. he's a cupcake eater himself."
Person 1: "Pot calling the kettle black, am I right?"
by Ruffits August 18, 2024
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cupcake supremacist

When someone prefers vanilla cupcakes over chocolate cupcakes, and vice-versa.
You don't like chocolate cupcakes? You're a cupcake supremacist!
by All Outta Angst March 14, 2016
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Cupcake

The act of farting into your hand and forcing it onto the nose of a relative or anyone unlucky to pass by
by Tubby bilbo August 3, 2018
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Boston Style cupcake

(noun) referring to a particular method of eating a cupcake whereby the bottom of the cupcake is twisted off, inverted, then placed on top of the frosting of the top half thus creating something akin to a frosting sandwich.
Hi- can we get three Boston style cupcakes? To go?
by PEBAC101 March 12, 2015
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