shear bear

A monster who steals water bottles from little kids and tries to put kids in the copy machine
That guy's stealing he's being a shear bear
by daniel.df3 June 09, 2017
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Tare-bear

Rawr tare-bear is a nickname usually for gay people or anyone who is 🌶 SPICY they are usually the funny one in the friend group
by Jobbis nobbis November 26, 2020
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Ronny Bear

Getting your ass jerked off by a stripper at the pleasure dome
The bachelor received the best Ronny Bear of his life
by Showmeyourpoopchute August 27, 2017
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Holly Bear

A beautiful girl with a amazing personality She is very shy and insecure but once you get to know her you will never want to lose her. If you have the privilege of dating her you should consider your self the luckiest person alive because she will always love you and care for you unconditionally.
Friend 1: He how are thing going between you two

Friend 2 : oh things are going great me and Holly Bear are really happy together

Friend 3 : you guys are so cute together

Friend 1: so cute
by Shorty bear August 28, 2020
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Snuggie Bear

1. unbelievable

2. outrageous
3.shocking or ta be shocked.
4. to be so insulted

5. a way of verbalizing ones confusion
The Cop's jus pulled him out his car and beat him, I was like "What the snuggie bear".

this dog jus appeared out of the darkness had me all Snuggie bear an shit.

man we was at the zoo and chillin by the lion exhibit when a alarm went off sayin a lion was missing, i was like oh snuggie bear.
by Rah .A.K.A. Cracajac February 18, 2010
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choc bear

A white female who has sex with a black male who then gets a tatto 'choc bear' on her inner thigh.
"Hey Sheila, did you get a choc bear last night?"
by jeff_123 September 13, 2016
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bear puss

Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.
Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.

Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!

Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!
by Geltick January 21, 2018
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